absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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