I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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