Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So many bounce houses so little time
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
