I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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