dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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