When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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