I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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