I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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