He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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