It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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