We won't sleep together?
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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