Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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