there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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