in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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