I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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