What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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