Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
