So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
