We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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