i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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