Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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