just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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