Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm really busy with my period
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