Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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