did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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