Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Me. At least after what I've been through.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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