but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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