Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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