I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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