I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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