East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My life is pants optional.
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