Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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