if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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