My brain says no but my pants say off.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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