So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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