i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
NoShamevember. You game?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
