I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Randomize
