VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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