just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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