So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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