can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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