My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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