those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
