I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
two words: eviction party
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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