chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
