Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
