Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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