Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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