Dual....:-)
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish my penis had an off switch
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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