This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I wear drunk well.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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