I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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