Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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