How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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